Oddly Specific Apologies

100 double-sided apology cards that offer a humorous and fun way to give apologies.

Tape them up on the fridge or leave them on your coworkers desk.   

Open the box up and read through them with a group of friends for a good laugh!

A few of the included phrases:

I apologize for getting mad - for what it's worth, I don't know why I did either

It was wrong to tell you how dumb your dumb opinions are.

I'm sorry that I thought that you were poisoning me.  I mostly don't actually think that.

Please forgive me for audibly gasping in the car.   Next time I think I might die I'll keep it to myself.

I'll have to decline as I'm unable to do that without getting up from this couch

Sorry, I refuse to believe that you're this amazing - I can only assume you were manufactured in a lab.

Sorry about that - but in my defense, you never should have listened to me.

Sorry, I'm currently out of order.

I would have been here on time - but there was an accident on the highway that made me leave 30 minutes late.

I'm sorry that dream-me cheated on dream-you.  How dare dream-I.

I apologize for eating your leftovers- but you probably wouldn't have enjoyed them as much as me.

Sorry there was a business emergency at the office factory with the file things.

etc!

Outer box measures 4” wide by 2.7” tall by 1.7” deep

Cards measure 3.5” wide by 2.5” tall