I'm Only Speeding Cause I Have To Poop Auto Magnet

Sometimes, it's not road rage. Sometimes, it's just... bowel urgency. This hilarious magnet lets the world know you're not a reckless driver—you’re just racing the clock (and your colon).

Featuring a charming lil’ cartoon poop (he’s cute, we swear), this not-a-sticker magnet slaps onto your car without the commitment of adhesive. Perfect for anyone who lives life on the edge... of making it to the bathroom in time.

Stick it on your ride, your fridge, your filing cabinet—anywhere metal—and let people know: you’ve got places to go, and poop to unleash.

✅ Reusable
✅ No sticky residue
✅ Warning: May cause giggles at stoplights

For the love of fiber, drive safe. 🚗💩

5" x 5", waterproof, magnetic