Fart Whistle

Blow It and Toot It: The Legendary Fart Whistle

Tired of relying on beans and bad decisions to bring the farts? We gotchu. This magical plastic trumpet of toots delivers hilarious, high-quality fart noises on demand—no burrito required. Just give it a good blow and PHHHHBT! Instant flatulent fun, zero stink (unless you're bringing that yourself).

Perfect for pranks, awkward silences, or reminding your coworkers who's boss.
Measures 4 inches of pure, unadulterated toot power.